Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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