the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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