I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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