Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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