Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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