Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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