Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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