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(323): View more from California

forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

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my version of bright and sunny.

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(631): View more from New York

the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I have tan lines from my nipple rings.

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(408): View more from California

I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom

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