How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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