Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So squirting runs in the family.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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