hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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