That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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