So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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