the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
tell me about the eggs
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