btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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