no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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