Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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