what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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