you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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