She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He shit in the fireplace
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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