That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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