its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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