Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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