What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Damn victory sex feels great
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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