i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
they're like a gay fantastic four
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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