Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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