Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
