When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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