we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Randomize
