i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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