Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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