Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
They took my balls.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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