My pussy is not your playground.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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