i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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