OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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