I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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