Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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