It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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