am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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