So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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