There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i came on her dog
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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