so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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