I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I need to sanitize my soul.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
