I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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