dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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