would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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