I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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