The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
did you just send me my own nude
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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