So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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