Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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