hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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