it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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