A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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