If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
