i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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