she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Green mimosas i think yes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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